Noah: Alex you ATTACKED me! (crying)
Noah: Do you want a piece of me?!?
Alex: NO! I don't want a piece!!!
[insert the banging slamming running screaming crying yelling and fighting previously mentioned]
And Paul wonders why I don't shave my legs more often?!?!
I swear my kids don't hate each other. They can be really sweet to each other...like on sunday after sacrament meeting when, as Noah and Alex were about to go their separate ways for primary and nursery, Alex walked up to Noah, looked up into his face and said, "I love you Noah." Noah looked down at her, gave her a big hug and said, "I love you too Alex."
I also swear that Paul and I have NEVER said the words "do you want a piece of me." Ever.
So...what's your morning routine?